Thursday, November 04, 2004

NOT like mother, like daughter

As much as I loathe and fear her husband, I do respect and admire Laura Bush. She brings grace and class to the position of First Lady.
But Laura, darling, what the heck is up with your daughters? I know how difficult it is to raise children these days. Really, I do. Nevertheless, you've fallen down on the job, allowing them to wear these slutty outfits at your husband's victory speech. Please, rein in your children!!
(Your husband is beyond hope).

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